Uncooking An Egg .

How To Uncook An Egg

Uncooking an Egg? Yes, it does seem like a recipe for disaster. Logically, you’re probably thinking disgust, salmonella, or something akin to that. On the other hand, what exactly does un-cooking an egg and writing have in common, I don’t know? Anyway, if you’re a writer who spends numerous hours at the computer you will eventually get hungry. You know it, I know it, and width of your ass knows it too. Sitting a lot does tend to put the pounds on you. Here’s the scenario. You are sitting at the type writer and you suddenly here a rambunctious growling noise followed by the words, “Hey fool don’t you hear me talking?” You look around and ask yourself, “Did I just hear…”

Anyhow, your stomach growls again and says in a Mr. T type voice, “Hey fool, I wanna eat! You’ve been sitting here nine hours straight. I’m tired and I’m hungry so turn off that computer and fix me something to eat!”

Obviously, you must agree; because you know that if you don’t feed your gut it will eventually have you balling over in knots. A moment later you’re in the kitchen fixing up some fried eggs but then you realize that your ass is getting bigger from all that typing and you think, Damn, I shouldn’t have done that. You could start over and use that egg to make some healthier pancakes but you’ve already cooked your egg. And, in addition to all that you don’t want to toss your last egg into the garbage since becoming a writer your household budget has become tighter than a Jewish man’s pocket on Christmas day (No racism intended). What do you do to get out of your dilemma?

It’s obvious that he’s not listening to me, and neither should you…

Fortunately, for you I have scoured the internet on your behalf, and have found just the right video for you. So now, you can uncook that egg and start all over again. Now, if the truth be told, one, this video will give you some useless but rather entertaining knowledge. Two, it may possibly bore you to death. Or three, it may cause you to waste at least a minute-and-a-half of your life. Either way, I’m done. However, if you do decide to follow these instructions presented within the video below your eggs will be undone.

P.S.:

This article is dedicated to all of you men out there who have women that constantly complain about your bad cooking. Here’s my advice to you all. Go into your kitchen and uncook her ass an egg. But prior to doing so, you tell that woman,” I can’t cook s**t! But I can uncook an egg d*mnit!”  Trust me, she’s not going to believe you until you perform this little scientific miracle. However, in the end you will gain her respect. Trust me fellas, she’ll think twice in future before ever nagging you again.

Again, as my Annabella would say to you all. Ciao bitches!

Enjoy!