Animal Cruelty and Gerbil Genocide:Death By Microwave .

Animal Cruelty and Gerbil Genocide? While reading this you may ask yourself, What in the hell does microwaves and gerbils have to do with one another? Well, have you ever heard or read about some sick bastard nuking his pet gerbil and wondered what really happens to such a poor creature? You find yourself wondering, Will it explode? Does it experience great pain? Who really knows, you may ask? Could death by microwave be considered genocide? I don’t know but maybe you can help me find the answers.

When you think about genocide most people find it to be an ugly, vicious word. Usually  we  hear it spoken aloud concerning historical events.  We associate the name with dictators such as  Hitler or tragic events that took place in Namibia, South East Africa in the early 1900’s. (http://www.voice-online.co.uk/article/germanys-black-genocide).

Anyway, most of us know it’s a damn shame  when you think about people torturing innocent animals. Cute furry ones at that! However, sometimes people need to take a trip on the wild side in order to understand the mental disposition of sick minded individuals. After hearing several conversations pertaining to gerbil annihilation and how great it felt during my day job. I decided to investigate the truth. So I decided to man-up and asked one of my fellow coworkers, “Is it bad to nuke a gerbil?”

To my surprise he responded, “Hell no!” he then smiled and said, “In fact it’s funny as all hell…”

“Are we talking gerbil genocide here?” I asked, just to make sure that he wasn’t racist or completely nuts.

He relieved my worries when he stated, “Yes, and I know it sounds crazy. But it is fun!”

My coworker’s name is Marc, and believe it or not, there actually happens to be a bit of truth to his story.  So today, I’m offering you the same opportunity to answer the genocidal question for yourself. Is it wrong to microwave your pet? I don’t know? But what you can do is tell me what it feels like inside to nuke a gerbil.

Happy Nuking Everyone!

If I ever get out of here you know what’s going to happen…

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