Herpes is Happy Everybody .
Herpes is Extremely Happy Everyone!
Happy Herpes everyone from you know who? Mr. Herpes is back again! But this time he’s out and about hanging around your local dating sites looking for you know who. Maybe you perhaps? I don’t know, but that’s a private question that you may have to answer yourself.
However, in this week’s Crazy Ass Video I thought I would pick out a theme that focuses on promotional videos that can be comical as well as informative. When I first saw this video I thought it would be drab but to my surprise I found it very enlightening, and creative to say the least. Kudos to you Karlos Kotin. He may not be an urban author such as myself but he certainly does have a great sense of humor. On the other hand sleeping with someone you barely know can end up unleashing hell and turmoil upon you for the rest of your life.
Oh, I almost forgot. Before I share these Happy Herpes facts with you smooth talking fellas and easily swooned ladies just remember to remind your lovers to put on that rubber suit before jumping in that hot swimming pool of yours. Everyone knows nowadays that we should live carefree but play it safe in the bedroom by risking our very lives with a thin sheet of latex between yourself and Death. Happy Herpes in your bedrooms everyone! That’s my new greeting from here on out. Thank you Karlos.
Oops, I almost forgot to include another little fact as well, although it may be a little off topic. But, since you didn’t ask (I’m going to tell you anyway), all all-natural condoms have microscopic holes in them. Just so you know, in layman’s terms that means that little hole in the condom (usually measured in microns) that you can’t see is like the Lincoln Tunnel is to a fly.
Okay, now that I’ve had my say here are the fun facts:
There are 9 types of Herpes viruses in the human species everyone has at least one form or more.
The most common form of Herpes is HSV 1 (cold sores) and HSV 2 (genital herpes).
5 to10% of the US population has HSV 2 yet most don’t have symptoms.
50% of the world’s population has HSV 1 which is almost indistinguishable from HSV 2.
75% of the human population will test positive for the Epstein-Barr Virus.
90% of the human population carries HHV 7 (Question for all you gamblers out there: Is seven still your lucky number? Hmm?).
The other forms of the virus are Herpes zoster (HHV 3 chicken pox, shingles); Epstein – Barr virus (HHV 4, chronic fatigue syndrome), Cytomegalovirus (HH5, causes mononucleosis, and Hepatitis), HHV 6, 7, 8 & 9 is just too much to bear. Therefore you research the rest. Enjoy
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